Londoner
George Michael

The singer's accident on the M1 the other day came about when he fell out of his car. 'He tried to open the car door and shut it again and apparently fell out at 70mph,' witness Katherine Fox told The Sun. 'He was in the middle of the M1. I could have run him over.'

Morecambe and Wise

Eric and Ernie, probably Britain's best ever comedy double-act, have been honoured with a Blue Plaque, placed on a wall of the Teddington TV studios where their shows were filmed. 'The shows are still funny,' said Morecambe's widow Joan at the unveiling ceremony yesterday.
Harry Styles

Taylor Swift's ex spent the night with Kimberly Stewart, 33, daughter of legendary rocker Rod. We know this because Rod himself 'let the cat out of the bag,' as he put it. 'His car was here in the morning,' said Rod of the 19-year-old One Direction star.
Museums at Night

The annual night in a museum event gets underway this evening, including a kids sleepover at Kensington Palace, a dance spectacular at the Horniman museum and the sleazy-sounding Secrets of the Royal Bedchamber at Hampton Court.

Rod Stewart

Has revealed that he once bedded a man, who was dressed as a woman for a trick played by Stewart's Faces bandmates. He realised before things got too far, but admits that 'there may have been a peck on the neck'.
Chantelle Houghton

The reality TV star dumped Neal Fox for cheating on her last week, then by the weekend had swiftly moved on to new flame Nick Hogg. 'We both got drunk but had a great night,' she explained. Men with first names starting with an 'n' and surname's relating to animals, watch out.
Robert Pattinson

It's the Twilight actor's 27th birthday today and girlfriend Kristen Stewart has splashed out on a snooker table, which she's had shipped from the UK to Los Angeles, to be housed by the swimming pool. 'He wouldn't want anything flashy,' a friend told the Daily Star.
Basketball's Final Four

Barcelona and Real Madrid might be out of the Champions League, but both are in the Final Four of basketball's Euroleague - tickets here - which takes place at the O2 arena this weekend. There's also a Fan Zone, complete with basketball courts, on Trafalgar Square.
Miley Cyrus

Has vowed never to return to the flat opposite Harrods she once rented after a supernatural experience involving 'a little boy sitting on the sink watching me take a shower - I really freaked out'. Maybe that's the effect Liam Hemsworth can have at the best of times.
Simon Pegg

The trailer for the comedy actor's new film has been released. Called The World's End, the movie is a follow-up to Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz and features Pegg's character and friends as they embark on a suburban pub crawl through Welwyn Garden City and High Wycombe. Trailer here.
Lara Stone

The 29-year-old model and wife of south London comedian David Walliams, 41, gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday, according to unconfirmed reports.
Frankie Sandford

The Saturdays star is pregnant, just a few weeks after announcing her engagement to footballer Wayne Bridge. 'Some big news from me today!' said Sandford. 'Wayne and I are having a baby. We are both SO happy and can't wait for his or hers arrival!'
Kelly Brook

Highest rated Londoner, at fifth, in FHM's annual Sexiest Women in the World survey. Last year's top Londoner and overall winner, Tulisa Contostavlos, slipped back to eleventh in a poll won by Ted star Mila Kunis. Rihanna was runner-up with Helen Flanagan in third.
will.i.am

Booked in for the last day - Sunday 14 July - of this summer's Wireless Festival at the Olympic Park. will.i.am joins Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z for the occasion, the first major music festival at the 2012 Games venue. Tickets for Wireless here.
Pete Doherty

Announced a UK tour for his band Babyshambles this autumn, with a date at the Brixton Academy set for 14 September. Tickets go on sale this coming Friday, 3 May.